Picture This, Imagine That

The KaZoos are back with pictures of our house (finally).  Hubs was supposed to take responsibility for this post while I was traveling for school/work this month, but it didn’t happen…and that’s okay.  This blog was never meant to be one of those ‘keep up with the bloggin’ Joneses’ blogs anyway.  We’ll post when we get around to it because sometimes other things, other more important things, take precedence.  You know, like jobs that pay the bills.  Actually, he started work on the landscaping challenges you’ll see later, so he was spending time outside actually doing things rather than in front of the computer blogging about doing things.  Yay! Anyway, without further ado, I give you the KaZoo’s new-to-us home tour in photos:

Front Yard and Driveway

Here’s the view as you drive up to the house.


It’s your average, builder basic brick home, complete with cracked driveway, algae on the walk, overgrown plants, and a quarter-of-a-sunburst missing from the garage door.  Not to worry. We’ve got plans for you, ugly concrete and shrubs.



Come on in, y’all.  Yes, I just cringed.  I’m a born-and-bred Southerner who doesn’t say y’all. Surprised?  I find it ironic that some of the other grad students in my program from other places like the West Coast and NYC have started to use y’all, and I don’t. It really is more inclusive than “you guys,” though, so I’m trying to get back to my roots a bit.   Ok, back to the house tour.  We’d offer you a (virtual) cup of coffee, but we don’t drink it.  Tea, perhaps?  The foyer is rather sterile looking, with white walls and white vinyl tile with a beveled edge, so what appears to be grout at first sight is actually dirt collecting between the tiles. Appearances can be deceiving, right?  Not so sterile after all!  Moving right along…


Guest Hall

Off to the left/east side of the foyer (what appears to be the right from the above pic) is the guest hall, where the two smaller bedrooms and guest bathroom coexist, along with a linen closet.  Not much to see here, except for your first taste of the brownish shag carpet.  Delicious, right?


Front Bedroom/Guest Bedroom

This bedroom is on the front/north facing side of the house, which means it will stay cooler than all the other rooms in the house–not a bad thing in Florida, though winter does get a bit chilly in here.  We have snow/ice at the beach right now.  Crazy, right?  We love the big window, as it helps the room not feel quite so small (10 x 11 plus closet), though we aren’t a huge fan of the current blinds.  We envision this room functioning as the guest room initially and a kid’s bedroom eventually.


Guest Bathroom

This is the guest bath, which is surprisingly spacious, though the space isn’t all that useful.  At least everything is in working order.


Spare Bedroom/Future Nursery

This bedroom is also 10 x 11, with a weird, angled wall making it even smaller (and harder to photograph, obviously).  This is apparently a signature ‘feature’ this particular builder includes (we are not impressed).  We envision this room serving as a spare bedroom for now and future nursery/kid’s bedroom.


Living Room

If we go back out to the foyer, it opens into the main living area, complete with dysfunctional gas fireplace that people used to burn wood (scary, right?!), awkward window smack in the middle of the small east wall, the other side of the weird angled wall, a plant ledge that is probably harboring little bug carcasses because no one can reach it to clean it (another builder “feature”), more of the shag carpet and white walls, but a nice high ceiling which makes it feel more spacious than it actually is.


The other ‘nice’ feature is this seemingly awkward nook that will be the perfect place for Black Beauty (my baby grand).


Master Hall

Off to the west side of the living room (what appears to be the left from the picture view above) is the hall leading to the laundry closet and master suite.


Laundry Closet

I’m not thrilled about only having a small laundry closet, but plans are forming for ways to maximize the space we do have by going vertical and adding a countertop over our front-loading washer and dryer.  The washer and dryer you see in these pics will be Craigslisted once we move ours down from the city.


Master Bedroom

More white walls and shag flooring, but with a nice big window.  The master is on the back/south facing side of the house, which is wonderful because I have trouble waking up without plenty of sunlight streaming into my eyes room.  I also plan to have my sewing desk in here, so the southern exposure will provide plenty of natural light all day long.


The west side window is a little awkward because it looks right into our neighbor’s kitchen (I can see her spice rack, and she can see my lingerie…what?!), so we will be brainstorming some more stylish solutions for windows ASAP.


Master Bath Vanity Area

From the master bedroom, you enter the master bath “double vanity” sink area.  Just because there are two sinks doesn’t mean it should count as a double vanity.  Seriously, there’s no counter space at all.  My husband’s stuff takes up this much space, and there’s only one puny medicine cabinet.    I suppose the builder thought he solved the storage solution by adding a linen closet, but it is awkward with three doors (linen closet + WC + master closet) coming together in the same microzone.



Master Bath Water Closet/Shower/Tub

Speaking of doors, let’s enter the master water closet/shower/tub area.  Well, maybe we’ll just peek inside.  As you can see, it is really cramped, and we are also bummed about not having a separate tub and shower.  This tub is also weirdly shaped for showering and shower rods/curtains, so we may have to think of a better longterm solution.


Master Closet

The other door in the bathroom leads to the master closet, which is a nicely sized walk-in closet.  In the future, we may have to borrow some space from this closet if we want a separate tub/shower, but we want to spend some time getting a feel for the space before we start tearing down walls and moving plumbing.  Time will tell.


Dining Area

If we go back out to the living room, we continue into the dining area, which also opens to the kitchen.  We think it will be fine for our dining “room” since we have a kitchen island that will function as a breakfast/snack area.  Speaking of which…



We really love the kitchen, despite more of the white walls, vinyl tile, and builder basic cabinetry and appliances.  Why?  Because we have gas.  We also like the layout, though we plan to rotate and enlarge the island.  We also have a decently sized pantry.  Best of all, the windows face east and south; plenty of natural light, because who doesn’t like to see if the eggshells accidentally landed in the mixing bowl? When your vision is like mine, light is important in the kitchen.  REALLY important.  Dark kitchens are the worst.



From the kitchen/dining area, you walk out to the backyard and patio.  Like the front concrete, the patio is cracked and stained (but nothing a little pressure washing won’t help!).  We have some shrubs and palms that will not be staying, for a number of reasons, as well as a sprinkler system that uses well water.


Behind the backyard is the wild jungle  easement for the electric company, which means no one will build behind us, and it gives us extra space from our neighbors, something that you don’t come by easily in coastal areas.  The electric company allows you to cultivate the jungle as long as you don’t plant tall trees or put permanent structures there, so a number of the neighbors are using this area for gardens.  Yay fresh produce!BackYard18

East Side Yard

If you exit the gate on the east side of the backyard, you will find yourself on the main east side yard.  Nothing much to see here…yet.EastYard2

West Side Yard

If you walk back around to the other (west) side yard, well, we‘ll just let the pics speak for themselves.  Let’s just say, the whine of a chain saw will soon be heard.  Cower in fear, all you overgrown trees and shrubs taking over the eaves of the house.  Just to clarify, we aren’t those people who get rid of all landscaping to have a lush lawn; we definitely trend towards a variety of plant life but prefer to use native (and drought-resistant!) plants in Florida.  We’ll replace what we take out with plants suited to the respective sites that are easier to maintain and easier on the eye.  Sorry, magnolia threatening to fall on our roof in a hurricane.


So there you have it.  We know it doesn’t look like much right now, but it’s a fairly clean slate.  In the meanwhile, we are generating ideas for how to fix this place up, so we’ll be sharing our plans for greatness in the near future.  For real this time.  Note I didn’t commit us to a particular date….



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